A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]
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Soft & Hard
Posted by berth on February 28th, 2010
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, [...]
The Graduate
Posted by babara on February 28th, 2010
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I [...]
Abraham Lincoln vs. John F Kennedy
Posted by alicia on February 28th, 2010
1. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. 2. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 3. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a [...]
What Does Love Mean?
Posted by valentine on February 28th, 2010
1. “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” Rebecca – age 8
